I am having too much fun
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
“Mr. S, can you not live this life anymore? Are you 300% done?”
“Your homework tonight is to GO OUTSIDE.”