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tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

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reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago


I should make this and replace an actual corn with it.would be almost as good as the mayonnaise vanilla pudding prank

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

I should make this and replace an actual corn with it.

would be almost as good as the mayonnaise vanilla pudding prank

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“You have witchcraft in your lips.”

William Shakespeare, Henry V (via nudelip)

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samantafloor:

broad city

samantafloor:

broad city

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betashae:

HALLOWEEN IN NOVEMBER
I’m totally late to the party but I still plan on having my Halloween candy giveaway

RULES
1.) You do not have to follow me - but please do take a look at my blog
2.) No giveaway blogs - giveaway blogs will be instantly disqualified
3.) Likes will count - your followers will probably appreciate it
4.) I will ship world wide - I’m already in this deep so why not

This year there will be 6 winners! All 6 candy boxes have similar amounts of candy, so the first to respond will win their pick, the second will win their pick, and so on until the final person wins the remaining box!

This giveaway will run from 10/19/14 through 11/16/14. Winners will be messaged at 12:01am EST on 11/17/14. Your ask box must be open so that I can contact you, or you forfeit your win. Winners will be chosen by a random number generator. You will have TWENTY FOUR HOURS to respond or another winner will be chosen in your place.

FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS AND GOOD LUCK!

GOGOGO!

“Can I write in pen?”

omg freshmen and their first day questions

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